Adopt A Hottie!

Forget the starving children who desperately need a loving, caring home. They're way too noisy, better to adopt a beautiful woman who cleans your car in a bikini. Now, how to convince my girlfriend that this is what our relationship needs...

The Orb: Grey Dull Clouds

If you are a very specific person you will think this is one of the funniest things you have ever heard. Unless, that is, you were in the midst of an epic drug-induced trip in which case you wont, and probably can’t read this.

Preserving the Outdoors on Versus Country

http://www.versuscountry.com Since 1964 sportsmen have helped preserve 15.4 million acres of pristine woodland. In Versus Country if you want to preserve the environment, you hunt in it. Check your local listings or http://www.versuscountry.com for more details about all the great outdoors shows on Versus Country.

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Face Smacking Lvl: Vines

Kids these days, huh? The latest video fad doing the rounds on Vine features kids smacking their unsuspecting friends in the face and capturing their torment on camera for the megalulz. Here is the best (or worst) or those reactions.

Great pic of a kid flipping out

xXx 1 & 2: Abridged!

If you've not seen the xXx movies then, firstly, you need to buck up your ideas. Secondly, after you've bucked those up you can watch this great little summary courtesy of the interweb. It'll save you wasting 4 hours of your life.

Cat in a Jar

Cats always get themselves into the weirdest situations

The Essence Of Sound

Filmmaker Susie Sie has released this promotional short for audio system manufacturer Burkhardtsmaier. In it she explores the effects of sound waves on lycopodium powder (a very fine substance) by placing a subwoofer below it—the resulting patterns as it vibrates are mesmerizing.

People Can Be Legends

Most people are just people. A brave few however, through the power of their actions and the strength of their character are able to become more. bone fide legendary badasses. The lot of them. Prepare to bow to greatness.