Horny Halloween

Best rack I've ever seen on a pumpkin

Smile For The Camera Baby!

It's not always a sure thing that when you point a camera in someone's direction that they will oblige with a pose and a smile. But when it comes to cuties the chances of success go through the roof, smile or not!

Flying Merry Go Round FAIL!

"I say boom boom boom now everybody get out the wayo...WAYO! This chick is standing a little bit too close to the merry-go-round for comfort and takes a flying kick to the head from her friend for her troubles. Boom!

Another beer, please

Silly, kitties can't drink.

Delish Destiny

Wildly attractive! I'm a big believer in the idea of free will but if Destiny could feature in my destiny, let's say Friday night 7pm she can choose the bar, then I'd happily dump that to start believing in a pre-determined course of events!

Learn your ABCs by this shirt

They don't seem to go in the right order...

God Bless America - Trailer

Sometimes we all feel a bit like this, where you get so hacked off with the vapid bull crud that you take your daughter and head off on an murderous rampage to take down pop culture’s most idiotic and vapid icons. Time to die.

gross

Cuties To Keep You Warm

It's flippin' cold outside so how about some hawties to keep you warm? That's what I love about Christmas, you can get some girls, put them in skimpy clothes and as long as those clothes are red with a white trim, then it's festive.

Spiderman 3 In 5 Seconds

Possibly one of the worst movies of all time and totally deserves the 5 second treatment. Fingers crossed they'll bring out Spiderman 4!!!